Ivy went running up to this bench... and just kept on going, right over the top!

It's a good thing it wasn't a hundred foot drop on the other side... or sharp pointy rose bushes... oh wait..

From a distance, I thought this sign said, "Don't pick noses" As in, "We try to keep this a classy place, it loses something when you're here with your finger up your nose."
My brain really doesn't take the simple way for anything.